There’s no doubt about it. A thief would definitely like your bike. Made eons before youtube was even a twinkle in the eyes of Hurley, Karim and Chen, this short public service film still contains sound advice. Just get a beefier lock than the one depicted (and an Odoni stand gives a far lighter alternative to a 200 tonne weight 🙂 ).
Many thanks to Matt Townsend for spotting.